Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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