I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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