shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Will exercising make me less horny?
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