If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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