Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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