Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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