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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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