Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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