i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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