guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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