420 ftw
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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