Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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