Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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