is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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