Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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