At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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