Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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