id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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