on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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