Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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