There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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