okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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