so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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