See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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