Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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