So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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