To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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