Whod you bang
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You were trust falling into bushes
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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