I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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