You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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