And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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