no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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