we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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