a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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