I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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