no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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