Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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