How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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