God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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