i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs