tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.