Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can tuck mytits in my pants
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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