at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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