I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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