There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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