Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
