butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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