Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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