what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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