so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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