Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i've created a new STD.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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