People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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