brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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